I can't stop pooping

[lolzcat]

4 times today after not going for 4 days. FYI

 

[lolzcat]

make it 5....

 

[Stax]

hope everything is coming out alright for you.

 

[lolzcat]

it's like a jailbreak in my colon

 

[ballerhanz]

That's a wonderful story. I think you should continue to share your gastrointestinal issues.

 

[lolzcat]

twice today 2xxx

 

[BuzzKill]

twice today 2xxx

Thanks for the update! Keep checking in.

 

[ballerhanz]

Punish the porcelain

 

[MikeB]

Try not to poop your Ovaries out

 

[lolzcat]

The inferno is raging again

 

[GasMan]

Sperm enema

 

[KokomoJoe]

I think you need to mix your metamusal with beer...... you'll have poop in the bowl coiled up like a cobra.....

 

[donkeybucks]

What was the Over/Under on this? Wish I would've known, I could've bet on this event.

 

[mountain]

Pop a couple of Brett Favres. In a couple of days you will know what it is like poppin out a kid on the delivery table.

 

[lolzcat]

The last time constipation and diarrhea met, constipation was on a hot streak, hitting 4 days in a row. However, the triple threat combination of Ex-Lax/Metamucil/coffee were the most dominant force in the league. The O/U was 3.5, but heavily juiced at -170. This one wasn't even close with 5 poops, easily hitting the over.

These two foes meet again today in a grudge match. Constipation has cooled off a bit, but has hit 2 days in a row. The combination of coffee and Metamucil isn't as strong with Ex-Lax out with the stomach flu.

Oddsmakers have the O/U at 2.5 -120. There is a lot of public money coming in on the over. The sharps are waiting to see the line hit 3, possibly 3.5 in the hope of betting the under.

 

[lolzcat]

Bump for fecal abstinence and a bipolar gastrointestinal tract

 

[happygoodguy]

Too much information, sorry...